Crypto Banter’s tweets of the day

Facebook employees are now "Metamates". (?)

Can't wait for:

LinkedIn -> Inmates
Amazon -> Primates
Tinder -> Intimates
Jira -> Underestimates
Postmates -> Postmatemates
— Forrest Brazeal (@forrestbrazeal) February 16, 2022

‘Ballsiest’ tweet of the day

Most problems in life can be solved with just a bit of testicular fortitude

Life lesson – grow some balls and you will be happier
— Do Kwon 🌕 (@stablekwon) February 18, 2022

The ‘omg they doxxed Producer Fred ’ tweet of the day

He looks rare
— L.A.U. – gralis.tez/eth (@moontanteth) February 17, 2022

The ‘who does he think he is, Alex Becker?!’ tweet of the day

BREAKING: The head of the FBI's new cryptocurrency unit says the agency won't even bother seizing Cardano from criminals since it's going to zero on its own.
— Mike Alfred (@mikealfred) February 17, 2022

‘CEO of the day’ tweet of the day

Kraken CEO giving you the heads up. pic.twitter.com/XXSPQDDguh
— Bagsy (@Bagsy) February 18, 2022

‘2nd top CEO of the day’ tweet of the day

https://twitter.com/cz_binance/status/1494663822833070088?s=20&t=oTiPrX3wnQWhmx81Z9ShSg

‘Someone’s getting fired’ tweet of the day

CNBC may have a 40 minute time horizon, but ARK's is 5 years. Thanks for having us on @CNBC, we're happy to pay for your upgraded Zoom account. You can't be a knowledge worker without it! 😉 pic.twitter.com/d3u6d66oLN
— ARK Invest (@ARKInvest) February 17, 2022

And that’s a wrap!

Have a great weekend. We’ll be back with more killer tweets on Monday!